I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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