when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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