On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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