tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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