Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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