Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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