so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
time to smoke my breakfast
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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