hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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