be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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