Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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