I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I look better un-naked...
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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