found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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