all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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