He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Who wears a wallet chain?!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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