He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize