Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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