Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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