I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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