i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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