you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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