HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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