He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Sext me about skeletons
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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