He uses pillows to masturbate.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We have so much sex to catch up on
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The ass gains better be worth it
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