ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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