we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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