We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Houston, we have a squirter
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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