I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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