sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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