I'm really into asian looking animals
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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