why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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