Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Are my feet made of real feet?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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