it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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