No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize