kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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