I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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