Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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