Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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