im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
