If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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