Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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