I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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