Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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