So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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