I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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