3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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