Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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