whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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