So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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