You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
