Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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