is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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