Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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