If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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