I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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