sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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