Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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