Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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